oh yeah! I forgot to tell you about deer!
my beautiful boyfriend
(via jackleendianaeve)
I’m obviously the best singer ever.
Thank you for thinking I’m pretty when my mascara is smudgy, and if you don’t really, thanks for saying so anyway. Thanks for kissing my third chin and pretending its not there. Thank you for sticking around even though I’m a total lunatic. Also! Thank you for never greeting me in sweat pants, and for not owning a pair of sweat pants in general.
BABE
BABE
BABE
This is my silly life where I rap about the deep sea for class credit, with my darling.
The lights are off, but everyone’s home,
Deep isolation, forever alone.
No baby mama drama, don’t worry about exes
I don’t need a mate because I’m really both sexes
My, my, my why are your eyes so big?
Well my dear, better to see you with
Let me tell you about my boy, Rifitia,
He hangs around with a lot of bacteria
But that’s okay, they help each other
The definition of what it means to be a brother.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, nah, it’s a whale carcass
Yo - a moment of silence for my home boy, Marcus.
When it rains, it snows
Marine snow, SAY WHAA?
Feeding errybody, errybody WHALE BUTT.
Occupy WallSEA, the unknown percent,
No catering here, this aint no corporate event.
We don’t do crews, every angler SOLO
MARCO???………..polo
Forty-one, forty-two, forty-three, PHOTO-PHORE
Attracting all the hunnies on the deep sea floor.
I’ve got my glow stick, and that’s a fair warning
The party don’t stop till 6 in the morning.
Ooh ooh ooh oooh.
