it’s so difficult to pee in high heels

for me at least

I never sit on toilet seats

even at home

so in heels

it is tough stuff.

I know what you’re thinking,

“CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!”

David makes fun of me for challenging myself and accepting those challenges

for example

or

i.e.

nevermind

I can’t think of one

but I’ll always be the one to shout out, “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.”

I can’t play Sudoku.

I’m sorry.

I learned many things tonight

like, sometimes its okay to not be white

and don’t carry around a $1200 bag in da cluhhhb

or any bag really

but not that one especially

because you obviously need to throw both hands up

when

Rihanna comes on.

I’m serious.