My mum on me dying my hair: “EVERY TIME YOU LOOK PRETTY YOU ALWAYS GO AND DO SOMETHING TO MESS IT UP.”

She just told me to wash my hair - in hopes that my hair will lighten up a bit - and to straighten it. Also, she says to put in my contacts if I’m going out tonight because I look like a nerd.

MY MOM MY MOM MY MOM. Hahhaha.