my mum says I’m predictable. She decided to do her best impression of me and here’s how it goes..

“You always say, ‘WHAT IS THIS SHIT?’ and “ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? THIS. IS. NOT. REAL. LIFE.”

and

when I ask you if you have money you say, ‘Yes,’

and

when

I ask

how much you reply, ‘Enough.’

every. time.

and you say

‘I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO, I DON’T HAVE TIME TO ..’ insert activity, or mostly chores.

and you always scream, ‘PUPPPY! HOW CUTE!’ when you see a giant dog that is scary looking or really ugly, but sometimes both, and maybe that means you see the beauty in everything or maybe it means you don’t have your contacts in..”

MY MOM. MY MOM. MY MOM.

OH.