March 2012
detailor:
If I hear anyone else talk about refusing to vote because the system is corrupt, I’m gonna lose it.
What are you doing right now? Come over and paint with me!
February 2012
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Clara, don’t feel guilty baby.
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I hate smiling with my teeth because my upper lip disappears. SO THERE.
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I had a dream I found out who A was and THEY were after me. I woke up screaming.
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some things:
best friends means peeing with the door open
I will never understand why people find it hilarious when other people get hurt
I made chocolates today
I did half a pull-up today
Alexis is reading FB statuses to me and I’m having an asthma attack about it
where in the world is my inhaler?
— to my left usually
but I recently switched what side of the bed I sleep on
I...
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Candy Coma 2012
If I look at another piece of candy I’m going to vomit. Oh my life.
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HI! I’m making a dance playlist. What should I have on it? I know. Rihanna. Duh. But what else?
Go, go, go!
batyaztotherescue replied to your post: My new favorite thing in the whole world is when…
Maya, you’re such a colorful individual. I’m glad we’re related. :)
OH. SO NOW I’M COLORFUL..
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I just bought $77 worth of candy - in my work out clothes - and I can’t stop cracking up about it.
Lavender colored track jacket, I’m so EBB a.k.a Easter Bunny, Bitch.
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darkest hair and bitchiest face combo in the world award goes to me. I hate when my hair is straight and that my eyebrows don’t match.
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My new favorite thing in the whole world is when someone asks me what I think about something they think I’ll like, where I respond something along the lines of, “I HATE IT. A LOT.” I always get a, “Oh, well it wasn’t really my idea..”
I’m dying.
Also if I already hate you, complimenting me on my nail polish and my hair will only piss me off more. Cut it...
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tikapallani replied to your post: MOTHER KNOWS BEST
my mom tells me that EVERYTIME I DYE/CUT MY HAIR. she is usually right lol.
MOTHER KNOWS BEST. I think I like my hair darker, she just thinks its witchy! Your bleached pixie is fabulous though. You’re fabulous.
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEEEEELINGS.
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it’s so difficult to pee in high heels
for me at least
I never sit on toilet seats
even at home
so in heels
it is tough stuff.
I know what you’re thinking,
“CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!”
David makes fun of me for challenging myself and accepting those challenges
for example
or
i.e.
nevermind
I can’t think of one
but I’ll always be the one to shout out,...
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Tonight was so good.
I danced so so good tonight, you guysss.
I basically hang with the dreamiest people.
How ya feel?
How ya feel?
How ya feel?
I love everyone.
Jew especially.
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painted my nails, but didn’t file them. I’m outrageous.
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MOTHER KNOWS BEST
My mum on me dying my hair: “EVERY TIME YOU LOOK PRETTY YOU ALWAYS GO AND DO SOMETHING TO MESS IT UP.”
She just told me to wash my hair - in hopes that my hair will lighten up a bit - and to straighten it. Also, she says to put in my contacts if I’m going out tonight because I look like a nerd.
MY MOM MY MOM MY MOM. Hahhaha.
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“YOU’RE SUCH A SUCKER FOR HIPSTER FOLK.”
um..
“When you talk negatively about yourself, your words are powerful. Even if you...”
– Ending Negative Self-Talk | Medicinal Marzipan
oh, good!
I don’t think there’s a sound I hate more than the sound of your voice.
“Most of life is offline, and I think it always will be; eating and aching and...”
– Miranda July, It Chooses You (via orasunset)
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tell me a secret!
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If you don’t like me, you’re the only one.
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I whip my hair back and forth
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I can’t tell the difference between humbleness and insecurity anymore.
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I talk in circles,
I always have to pee,
when I arrive at any place and right before I leave,
I get cold in seventy degree weather,
when people speak or sing loudly, too.
Pretty odd!
Thanks for putting up with me.
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I called my good friend to wish him a happy birthday and he answered while his lady was doing him sexual favors. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS. I live a beautiful and silly life! I can’t even.
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you’re rude and tacky and uninteresting.
shamsiya:
i’m in this really terrible destructive mood where i don’t want to be a responsible human being at all i just don’t
i don’t want to do any of my school work i don’t want to do any of my work work i don’t want to pursue a career i just want to go somewhere warm where i can dry my laundry in the sun and read and cook and RAISE CHICKENS
“Poetry is just pressing enter in the middle of sentences.”
– Sylvia Plath
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I dare you to tell me what color your socks are right now.