February 2012
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I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEEEEELINGS.
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it’s so difficult to pee in high heels
for me at least
I never sit on toilet seats
even at home
so in heels
it is tough stuff.
I know what you’re thinking,
“CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!”
David makes fun of me for challenging myself and accepting those challenges
for example
or
i.e.
nevermind
I can’t think of one
but I’ll always be the one to shout out,...
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Tonight was so good.
I danced so so good tonight, you guysss.
I basically hang with the dreamiest people.
How ya feel?
How ya feel?
How ya feel?
I love everyone.
Jew especially.
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painted my nails, but didn’t file them. I’m outrageous.
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MOTHER KNOWS BEST
My mum on me dying my hair: “EVERY TIME YOU LOOK PRETTY YOU ALWAYS GO AND DO SOMETHING TO MESS IT UP.”
She just told me to wash my hair - in hopes that my hair will lighten up a bit - and to straighten it. Also, she says to put in my contacts if I’m going out tonight because I look like a nerd.
MY MOM MY MOM MY MOM. Hahhaha.
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“YOU’RE SUCH A SUCKER FOR HIPSTER FOLK.”
um..
“When you talk negatively about yourself, your words are powerful. Even if you...”
– Ending Negative Self-Talk | Medicinal Marzipan
oh, good!
I don’t think there’s a sound I hate more than the sound of your voice.
“Most of life is offline, and I think it always will be; eating and aching and...”
– Miranda July, It Chooses You (via orasunset)
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tell me a secret!
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If you don’t like me, you’re the only one.
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I whip my hair back and forth
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I can’t tell the difference between humbleness and insecurity anymore.
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I talk in circles,
I always have to pee,
when I arrive at any place and right before I leave,
I get cold in seventy degree weather,
when people speak or sing loudly, too.
Pretty odd!
Thanks for putting up with me.
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I called my good friend to wish him a happy birthday and he answered while his lady was doing him sexual favors. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS. I live a beautiful and silly life! I can’t even.
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you’re rude and tacky and uninteresting.
shamsiya:
i’m in this really terrible destructive mood where i don’t want to be a responsible human being at all i just don’t
i don’t want to do any of my school work i don’t want to do any of my work work i don’t want to pursue a career i just want to go somewhere warm where i can dry my laundry in the sun and read and cook and RAISE CHICKENS
“Poetry is just pressing enter in the middle of sentences.”
– Sylvia Plath
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I dare you to tell me what color your socks are right now.
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Feeling horrible. Going to take this opportunity to bury myself in blankies and work on homework so I can carry on with my evening plans. I LIVE FOR SEVEN MINUTE POWER NAPS. The show simply must go on..
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NatPo, Devendra, KP, Russell, I’m weeping.
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From this day forward I will be a pretty pretty princess and channel all of my energy into creating wonderful things and surrounding myself with fabulous people and beautiful sounds.
forever singing beautifully and dancing beautifully,
M
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I’m sorry if I only have nice things to say about people. Wait, that’s not me.
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looking forward to:
an email back,
bruises on my ribs tomorrow,
cleaning my makeup brushes,
outlining a chapter before 9:55 am tomorrow,
painting my fingernails,
mind mapping,
Gossip Girl,
and PLL.
jonathanxiii replied to your post: Tell me! What’s your favorite kind of cheese?
I don’t like cheese.
your opinion is wrong.
my mum says I’m predictable. She decided to do her best impression of me and here’s how it goes..
“You always say, ‘WHAT IS THIS SHIT?’ and “ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? THIS. IS. NOT. REAL. LIFE.”
and
when I ask you if you have money you say, ‘Yes,’
and
when
I ask
how much you reply, ‘Enough.’
every. time.
and you say
...
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Tell me! What’s your favorite kind of cheese?
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I’m so controversial. I’m a pusher. I push people.
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler
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So many presents lately. All of them have been so perfect, everyone has been so kind. I can’t stop flipping through this book!
Sofya Dadiomova clearly knows me so well. What a woman!
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trader joe’s
and
fancy brews,
macaroni and cheese
and
slipper boots,
micro fleece
and
smudgy glasses,
puppy kisses
and
all that’s romantic.
Jew make me feel like a natural womannnnnnnnn.